sprot: [ spʁɔt ] noun – a discipline that is less known but less boring than its relative: sport.

In a tonic and sympathetic atmosphere, Professor Posterior professes their specialty: wild and grotesque aerobics. The movements are calibrated to a quality playlist to ensure that perspiration rhymes with diversion.
Come celebrate the secret nerve that links the posterior to the zygomatics – Professor P. will be by your side the entire time.
Bring an extra t-shirt.